Tag: Schrodinger’s Diary
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An Ode To Barkie
Oh deepest of deep joys! Without warning, it became clear that today was my FAVOURITE sports day! Quite unexpectedly, today was Drown A Barkie Day. As ever, I have no idea why hoomama likes drowning her Barkie on a regular basis, but I’m sure it’s just because he’s Stinky.
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Stinky Barkie
In the endless noon of my torturous existence, Hoomama did an evil thing. She brought a Stinkie Barkie into MY house. Worse still, she did not even think to consult with Management first – had she pursued this entirely sensible, wise approach, my brother and I could have guided away from the precipice of such…
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On Being Unfaithful
Today I realised I need to keep a closer eye on my Hoomama, and possibly restrict her freedom a little more than I have been. This is because, last night, I discovered something quite shocking: she was nearly unfaithful to me! I could not believe she would do such a thing. Yesterday, I let her out…
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The Bath
Well, I am SPITTING feathers, hissing in rage, you’ll never BELIEVE what The Human (she no longer qualifies to be referred to as Hoomama after this!) has done this time! It is UTTERLY beyond the pale! This morning, she tried to DROWN me!
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Giving Up Curtains For Lent
This morning, after a few clicks on her light box, the nice hoomun did some clicky things with her fingers, then wrinkled her forehead a bit, then a few more clicky things….and then she did the ODDEST thing! Would you believe, she started walking all the way around the house, picking up every single low…
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ManiPedi Day
Schrodinger’s feather quill pen moves furiously across the page. (Readers, we won’t ask where the feather came from, it’s probably best not to know while also being clear that it’s original owner no longer had need of it)
Schrodinger's Diary 