Tag: Schrodinger’s Diary
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On Being Unfaithful

Today I realised I need to keep a closer eye on my Hoomama, and possibly restrict her freedom a little more than I have been. This is because, last night, I discovered something quite shocking: she was nearly unfaithful to me! I could not believe she would do such a thing. Yesterday, I let her out…
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The Bath

Well, I am SPITTING feathers, hissing in rage, you’ll never BELIEVE what The Human (she no longer qualifies to be referred to as Hoomama after this!) has done this time! It is UTTERLY beyond the pale! This morning, she tried to DROWN me!
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Giving Up Curtains For Lent

This morning, after a few clicks on her light box, the nice hoomun did some clicky things with her fingers, then wrinkled her forehead a bit, then a few more clicky things….and then she did the ODDEST thing! Would you believe, she started walking all the way around the house, picking up every single low…
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ManiPedi Day

Schrodinger’s feather quill pen moves furiously across the page. (Readers, we won’t ask where the feather came from, it’s probably best not to know while also being clear that it’s original owner no longer had need of it)


