Tag: pets
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An Ode To Barkie
Oh deepest of deep joys! Without warning, it became clear that today was my FAVOURITE sports day! Quite unexpectedly, today was Drown A Barkie Day. As ever, I have no idea why hoomama likes drowning her Barkie on a regular basis, but I’m sure it’s just because he’s Stinky.
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Stinky Barkie
In the endless noon of my torturous existence, Hoomama did an evil thing. She brought a Stinkie Barkie into MY house. Worse still, she did not even think to consult with Management first – had she pursued this entirely sensible, wise approach, my brother and I could have guided away from the precipice of such…
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