Category: Schrodinger’s Diary
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Giving Up Curtains For Lent
This morning, after a few clicks on her light box, the nice hoomun did some clicky things with her fingers, then wrinkled her forehead a bit, then a few more clicky things….and then she did the ODDEST thing! Would you believe, she started walking all the way around the house, picking up every single low…
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Good Books
Amazingly enough, I seem to be back in hoomum’s good books. Last night, just before hoomum went to bed, I was pacing around and looking behind furniture, trying to find my next target for a pee (I mean a cat’s gotta do what a cat’s gotta do!)
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ManiPedi Day
Schrodinger’s feather quill pen moves furiously across the page. (Readers, we won’t ask where the feather came from, it’s probably best not to know while also being clear that it’s original owner no longer had need of it)
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Mouse Pops
Schrodinger writes in furious distress… Dear Diary, Well, I’m sorry to say that hoomama has ONCE AGAIN been wholly unreasonable – though learning of such shocking misdemeanours will clearly not surprise you, my electronic friend. I suspect you are, by now, getting the measure of HER.
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The Cheese Script
Schrodinger: Ok bro, so here’s the script – are we agreed? We’ll do it just like that? Make sure our fans know we DO NOT beg like dogs, as hoomama so RUDELY put it yesterday, but that in fact, we are a MUCH higher class of cat?
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The Fast
A week or so ago, I decided my best next move would be to stage a hunger strike as a way of expressing my distress. So I dramatically…. Hoomum: Melodramatrically you mean…..
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The Song of the People
Schrodinger: Dear Diary, Hoomama has been unreasonable again. As soon as the hoochild started to yawn, she shoved ME behind bars – whatever did I do to merit this?
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My Favourite Corner
Schrodinger: Dear Diary, Hoomama had a completely and totally unreasonable over reaction last night… Hoomun: It was NOT unreasonable cat!
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I Am Not Here
Mum found me nursing on her duvet, purring loudly to myself and she didn’t have the heart to transfer me to *that place* so I’m trying to pretend I’m invisible and that I don’t really exist at all….
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