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The Song of the People
Schrodinger: Dear Diary, Hoomama has been unreasonable again. As soon as the hoochild started to yawn, she shoved ME behind bars – whatever did I do to merit this?
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My Favourite Corner
Schrodinger: Dear Diary, Hoomama had a completely and totally unreasonable over reaction last night… Hoomun: It was NOT unreasonable cat!
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I Am Not Here
Mum found me nursing on her duvet, purring loudly to myself and she didn’t have the heart to transfer me to *that place* so I’m trying to pretend I’m invisible and that I don’t really exist at all….
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The Stash
Picture the scene, it is 3am and hoomama is peacefully snoring when she is startled into wakefulness, heart racing at a sudden loud THUMP. Then she hears the sound of me whispering quietly to my Bro… Hoomun: Cat, it was NOT quiet, not with that language!
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A British Winter
Schrodinger: (Twirling his feather quill pen as he thinks…) Today, I write to those who sit with me in solidarity (aka my fans) from the depths of a British winter… Hoomum: Sigh….Cat, there’s a few flakes out there, it’s hardly arctic.
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Clanking Chains
Schrodinger here, writing to all my fans who stand with me as I continue in this place of wholly unfair captivity…. It is now day 556 of The Cage…
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