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The Problem of the Takeaway
Dear Readers, Today I, Angus, am temporarily borrowing my brother’s blog because I have a pressing problem that I would be immensely grateful for your insight into. The problem is that of The Takeaway.
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Ode To Curtains
The scene opens in darkness as Schrodinger is contentedly surveying his work. He sits, quill pen in paw, attempting to compose a poem. Hoomum continues to snore in the background. “Roses are red, violets are blue, oh my dear curtains, how I have missed you….” If the quality of his poetry leaves something to be…
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Hangcat’s Noose
Well….Well….WELL!!! Just when I thought Hoomun couldn’t POSSIBLY sink any lower in her treatment of us, she’s managed it! She really has! It is utterly extraordinary and so totally far beyond anything that could be considered acceptable that she’s REALLY gone and done it now. Schrodinger is so angry, he’s spitting feathers. Although, to be…
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Giving Up Curtains For Lent
This morning, after a few clicks on her light box, the nice hoomun did some clicky things with her fingers, then wrinkled her forehead a bit, then a few more clicky things….and then she did the ODDEST thing! Would you believe, she started walking all the way around the house, picking up every single low…
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Good Books
Amazingly enough, I seem to be back in hoomum’s good books. Last night, just before hoomum went to bed, I was pacing around and looking behind furniture, trying to find my next target for a pee (I mean a cat’s gotta do what a cat’s gotta do!)
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ManiPedi Day
Schrodinger’s feather quill pen moves furiously across the page. (Readers, we won’t ask where the feather came from, it’s probably best not to know while also being clear that it’s original owner no longer had need of it)
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Mouse Pops
Schrodinger writes in furious distress… Dear Diary, Well, I’m sorry to say that hoomama has ONCE AGAIN been wholly unreasonable – though learning of such shocking misdemeanours will clearly not surprise you, my electronic friend. I suspect you are, by now, getting the measure of HER.
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The Cheese Script
Schrodinger: Ok bro, so here’s the script – are we agreed? We’ll do it just like that? Make sure our fans know we DO NOT beg like dogs, as hoomama so RUDELY put it yesterday, but that in fact, we are a MUCH higher class of cat?
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The Fast
A week or so ago, I decided my best next move would be to stage a hunger strike as a way of expressing my distress. So I dramatically…. Hoomum: Melodramatrically you mean…..
Schrodinger's Diary 