Hoomun: Caaaaattttt…..

Schrodinger: yes hoomama?

Hoomun: let’s have a chat….

Schrodinger: Sure hoomama. What would you like to chat about?

Hoomun: Curtains, cat, curtains.

The cat blinks innocently.

Schrodinger: Curtains hoomama? I know nothing about curtains….

Hoomun: Cat, curtains are NOT toilets.

Schrodinger: Ah.