Schrodinger: Hang on, HANG ON! Hoomum, you promised I was having a SPA day. This does not look like a spa. In fact, it looks rather a lot like The Place That Shall Not Be Named. Hoomum, you tricked me!!

Hooman: Well cat, to be fair, they’ll stroke you, help you relax and then stick things up your bum, so it’s an awful lot like a spa…..

Schrodinger: HOOMUM!!!!!! Don’t leave me here!! Hoomum come back AT ONCE!